ByoScar - Should've Watched Out

Felix Vermont and Justin Keller were just a couple of no good Red-Necks with nothing better to do than to cause mischief, and no job to make money LEGALLY. Their wrong-doings were throwing eggs at houses, public intoxication, grand-larceny, harassment, illegal hunting of deer and elk, hit-and-run, and vandalism. Typical Trailer Park Trash. Their Dog, Bucky, wasn't any better than these two hillbillies; he'd just bark at Passing Traffic, assault the Postal-Workers, impregnate innocent dogs, piss on plants and shit in some poor bastard's yard, and chase cats, catching one and nearly killing one. One day, however, the boys decided to add another crime to their list: Burglary.

That night, Felix and Justin, with Bucky tagging along, went to a peaceful neighborhood, look for a nice house, loaded with goodies, to start their new crime spree. Once they found the perfect home to start with, they exited their pick-up truck reach into their toolbox. Unfortunately, the would-be Grinches weren't able get beyond the proximity of their truck, because what they didn't know was that Krampus, the White Acro, was in town at the time.

It was at this very moment that Felix and Justin realized They picked the Wrong Neighborhood to start their Burglary Spree.