Everybody had a story to tell of their experiences; especially soldiers. And THESE two each have quite a tale to tell.
A Human Soldier and a Dilo Soldier walk into a Road House. The Human Soldier, Ricardo McCruise, lost most his left hand in an explosion while fighting terrorist in Iraq. He saved his squad mates from the grenade that would've obliterated his squad if he hadn't grabbed it and throw it back at the bastards, just before it exploded.
"Well, I guess that wasn't a bad story, but let me tell you how I ended up looking like THIS!"
SPOILER ALERT: Let's just say The Dilo Soldier, Michael McGlee, took a Shot-Gun to the FACE while on patrol in Mexico. The bastards somehow missed his brain.
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